The Chronicles of a Christian

We regret at this time to inform you of the death of Krystle.

1987-2001

Krystle is survived by her parents, and one brother, to which none she treated properly. She most generally lacked respect for anyone other than herself. She was quick tempered and had no patience for people who did not speak of things in a way that she approved of. She was very well known for only thinking of herself at all times. Krystle was also a gossip, a drunk, a liar,and a coward, and was quite successful at all of them. She also craved to be a crowd follower and a crowd pleaser, no matter the cost. One of the most prominent features Krystle properly maintained was her jealousy. The majority of her 14 years of life was spent desiring what her neighbour's had or just wanting more of what she herself had. She was never satisfied with the physical goods that she had acquired. She sucessfully alienated any person that ever desired to have a friendship with her. Krystle's philosophy in life was: "If it feels good--do it. If it hurts someone then they'll understand!"

Through out her menial existence her most sucessful accomplishment was she nailed Jesus Christ, Son of God, to the cross for a crime that she herself committed.